My name is Oscar. I am a purebred bichon frise. Which means I have French blood in me. Subsequently,that also means I am an asshole.
I was born in Pennsylvania on the 8th of January, 2008. It was fucking cold that day but I'm tough.
I am also racist. It is what it is. I hate black dogs, light black dogs and dogs that seem to be gray. Let me tell you...being color blind fucking sucks. Good thing I can tell size pretty fucking well. Therefore, I also hate large dogs and small dogs.
I hate cats too.
But I love all kinds of humans though. So I'm only selectively racist. For example, I live with my Muslim roommate who is a dick. Bastard never lets me get online and his family hates me. They scarred me man! Made me turn against Muslims. So I hate Muslims too.
Long story cut short. I finally turned 4 this year, so I got my own computer with AOL.
I blog about bitches
I am the racist bichon. I chronicle my life here.
Hmm. He is warm at night
Romney famously tied his dog up on the roof of his car before embarking on family vacations. Now I know that must have bothered a lot of animal lovers. But trust me. You need to understand the situation better. The dog was a brown mutt. He didn’t deserve to be INSIDE the car. Brown dogs fucking suck. They truly are awful.
I hate brown dogs.
Therefore I support Romney.
Plus Romney is white.
Eh? White bichons obviously, you asshole
At the kennel this week. It’s Christmas and my roommate is going to Vegas.
I’m stuck at the fucking kennel, surrounded by asshole black, brown and retarded dogs while my fucking Muslim roommate gambles his testicles away at the blackjack table. Fuck life.
I miss being home